Worst interview ever....

Willow and Jaden Smith talk
duality of apples, holographic
realities and the melancholia of
the ocean in incredible interview
'School is not authentic because it ends.'
By CHRISTOPHER HOOTON
08:58 AM GMT, Tuesday 18 November
2014
Jaden and Willow Smith sat down for an
interview with The New York Times' T
Magazine this week, and the pseudo-
intellectual babble flowed faster than ever
from the mouths of two nice kids clearly
pushed into the entertainment industry far
too early.
The siblings get straight down to business.
On what they've been reading recently…
Willow: "Quantum Physics. Osho."
Jaden: "The Ancient Secret of the Flower of
Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be
pre-dated."
On time:
Willow: "I mean, time for me, I can make it go
slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how
I know it doesn’t exist."
I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because
I Was Born In America That I Speak And
Abide By English Grammar. I Speak
Jaden, Indefinitely.
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On the themes in their music:
Jaden: "The P.C.H. [Pacific Coast Highway]
being one of them; the melancholiness of the
ocean; the melancholiness of everything else."
Willow: "And the feeling of being like, this is a
fragment of a holographic reality that a higher
consciousness made."
On their favourite books:
Willow: "There’re no novels that I like to read
so I write my own novels, and then I read
them again, and it’s the best thing."
On fashion:
Jaden: "Willow just dropped a song, let me
quote the lyrics: “I do not care what people
say.” We both don’t really care. I like to wear
things that I make, but I throw it on as though
I was throwing on anything. It looks cool,
sometimes."
I Build Pyramids Constantly
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On education:
Jaden: "Here’s the deal: School is not
authentic because it ends. It’s not true, it’s not
real. Our learning will never end. The school
that we go to every single morning, we will
continue to go to."
"You never learn anything in school. Think
about how many car accidents happen every
day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t
been to driver’s ed because if everybody I
know has been in an accident, I can’t see how
driver’s ed is really helping them out."
Willow: "I went to school for one year. It was
the best experience but the worst experience.
The best experience because I was, like, 'Oh,
now I know why kids are so depressed.' But it
was the worst experience because I was
depressed."
Look Around, You Will See
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On the future:
Jaden: "I have a goal to be just the most
craziest person of all time. And when I say
craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like
Olympic-level things. I want to be the most
durable person on the planet."
On...I'm not sure exactly...
Jaden: "When you think about an apple, you
also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a
tool for understanding mathematics and things
with two separate realities. But for creativity:
That comes from a place of oneness. That’s
not a duality consciousness."